I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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