I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
smell my finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize