it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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