I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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