you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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