Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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