Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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