i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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