i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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