Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You're a waste of cheezeits
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
