The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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