ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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