I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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