I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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