its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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