I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
