More tranny stories later!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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