my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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