"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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