just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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