on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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