She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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