I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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