I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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