The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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