Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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