Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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