im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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