Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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