Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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