So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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