Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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