ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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