Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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