its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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