Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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