I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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