This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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