Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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