this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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