well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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