can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Randomize