You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't think brook has ever known best
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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