I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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