Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he thought i was a dude.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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