Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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