Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The Olympian is in my bed
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