He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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