His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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