were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You were trust falling into bushes
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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