don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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