I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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