Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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